Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work.
The first one said," I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. Everything inside them is numbered."
" I think librarians are the easiest," said the second. " When you open them up, all their organs are arranged alphabetically 1."
The third surgeon said," I prefer to operate on electricians. Their organs are color-coded."
" You're all wrong," said, the fourth. " Lawyers are easiest. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asset are interchangeable."
四个医生边喝咖啡休息边讨论他们的工作。
第一个说，“我认为给会计手术最容易,因为他们的器官都有编号。”
“我觉得图书管理员最容易。”第二个说, “他们的器官都按字母顺序排列。”
第三个医生说，“我喜欢给电工手术，他们的器官都有带颜色的编码。”
“你们都错了”，第四个说，“律师是最容易的，他们没心、没肠、没骨头，而且他们的脑子用钱就能换掉。”
