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I Am Acting Like a Lady

One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.

He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.

" You there!" challenged a thrill voice. " Can't you act like a gentleman?"

" Listen," he said," I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."

一天,远东百货公司的女装大减价,一位高贵的中年男士想给太太买一件。可是,没过多久,他发现自己已被疯狂的女人冲得踉踉跄跄。

他竭力忍耐着。后来,他低下头,挥动双臂,挤过人群。

“你干嘛?”有人尖声叫道,“你难道不能表现得象位绅士吗?

“听着,”他说,“我已经象绅士一样表现了一个小时。从现在起,我要表现得象个女士。