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如果这些事没发生过就好了

The office is just like high school. Remember the good old days when something would happen that made you wish the floor would open up and swallow you? Well, those awkward moments keep happening way past graduation. Look on the bright side: at least there isn't a gym class for you to fall flat on your face. 公司其实就像高中。还记得那些因为发生某件事而让你希望找条地缝钻进去的美好时光吗?其实呀,那些尴尬的时刻在毕业后还是会源源不断的。往好处想想:至少不会有体育课让你摔个脸朝地。

如果这些事没发生过就好了

1. When you walk past someone and wave or say hi to them, but they don't see or hear it. 你从某人身边经过并向他们打招呼,但是却没人看到或听到。

2. When you listen to music with headphones. that are unplugged. 你带着耳机听音乐,结果发现耳机没插上。

3. When you say goodbye before realizing you're walking in the same direction. 你跟人家道别,却发现你们走的是同一个方向。

4. When you're in the bathroom at the same time as your co-worker. 你在蹲厕所,发现同事就在隔壁。

5. When you mispronounce a word throughout the whole presentation. 你在一次报告中全程读错一个词。

6. When you crack a joke during a meeting that no one laughs at. 你在某次会议中为某个笑话哈哈大笑,却发现没有人在笑。

7." How are you?"" Good! You?"" I'm doing good! You? Oh. " “你好吗?”“很好!你呢?” "我最近很好!你呢?额”

8. When there's an interruption during a conference call and you're trying to coordinate who should speak. 在电话会议时,一直有人插嘴,你努力尝试协调各方发言。

9. When someone holds the door open for you, but you're a bit too far away, so you awkwardly jog to catch up. 有人为你按住门,但是你离得有点太远了,所以你不得不笨拙地小跑过去。