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美国熊孩子考卷上的神回答:你会给他打多少分?

美国熊孩子考卷上的神回答:你会给他打多少分?

Grade F but A+ for creativityAn exam that fails in accuracy but passes in creativity答题不及格但创意十足:回答不准确但很有创意的考试答卷

Q 1. In which battle did Napoleon die? 拿破仑死于哪场战役?

His last battle. 他最后一场。

Q 2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? 美国《独立宣言》是在哪里签署的?

At the bottom of the page. 在页面的底部。

Q 3. The San Antonio River flows in which state? 圣安东尼奥河流进哪个州?

Liquid state. 液体状态。

Q 4. What is the main reason for divorce? 离婚的主要原因是什么?

Marriage. 婚姻。

Q 5. What is the main reason for Exams? 考试的主要目的是什么?

Failure. 失败。

Q 6. What can you never eat for breakfast? 早餐绝对不会吃的东西?

  Lunch& dinner. 午餐和晚餐。

Q 7. What looks like half an apple? 什么东西和半个苹果长得像?

The other half. 另外半个。

Q 8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what it will become? 如果把红色的石头丢进蓝色大海里,会变成什么样?

It will simply become wet. 石头会变湿。

Q 9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping? 一个人是怎么做到 8天(还是白天?)不睡觉的?

No problem, he sleeps at night. 完全没问题,他晚上睡。

Q 10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? 怎么才能用一只手举起大象?

You will never find an elephant that has only one hand. 你应该找不到只有一只手的大象吧。

Q 11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand, and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have? 你一只手里有三个苹果和四个橘子,另一只手里有四个苹果和三个橘子,请问你有什么?

Very large hands! 非常大的双手!

Q 12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? 如果 8个人要花 10小时砌一面墙,那 4个人要花多久?

No time at all, the wall is already built. 根本不用啊,墙已经砌好了。

Q 13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? 如果才能做到把生鸡蛋丢到水泥地板上但不让它裂开?

Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack. 想怎么玩怎么玩,水泥地板很难开裂吧。