1.两个笨贼
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said," I hear sirens. Jump!"
两个盗贼在一家旅馆偷东西。第一个说：“我听到警报响了，快跳吧！”
The second one said," But we're on the 13 th floor!"
第二个说：“但是我们现在在第 13层啊！”
The first one screamed back," This is no time to be superstitious（迷信的）!"
第一个尖叫着回敬他：“都什么时候了，还这么迷信！”
2.金鱼
Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
斯丹：我赢了 92条金鱼。
Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？
Stan: In the bathroom.
斯丹：浴室。
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办？
Stan: Blindfold（蒙眼睛） them!
斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛！
评：两个可爱的答非所问，理解错误闹出的小笑话，同学们仔细哦！
