A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him.
一只雄蟹遇到一只雌蟹,便要娶她为妻。
She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways.
她注意到他走路是直着走,而不是横着走。
Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can't let him get away. So they got married immediately.
哇!她想,这只雄蟹可真特别,我可不能让他跑了。因此他们立刻结婚了。
The next day she noticed her new husband walking sideways like all the other crabs, and got upset.
第二天,她又发现她的新郎像其他蟹一样横着走路了。她深感不安。
" What happened?" she asked." You used to walk straight before we were married."
“你怎么了?”她问,“我们结婚前你可是直着走路的。”
" Oh, honey," he replied," I can't drink that much every day.
“哦,宝贝,”他回答说,“我不可能每天都喝那么多。”